Monday, March 16, 2009

So your baby girl doesn't have enough hair? Worry no longer!


There's a site that's selling Baby Bangs. Yes, baby bangs. They're making these things because apparently girl babies look too much like boy babies.

This is their philosophy to the left of a HUGE quote saying "I'm not a boy!"
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Our Philosophy
At Baby Bangs! we believe in the beauty of childhood. Our unique designs are sprinkled with MAGIC! ~inspiring a world of whimsical wonder and mystical magical memorable moments for you and your baby girl to cherish Forever! For she is, and always will be,
Your LiTTLe PRINCESS!
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But aren't babies supposed to have peach fuzz on their heads? Isn't that what makes them cute? Sure sometimes they all look the same, but there is a great invention called gender specific clothes. You can buy boy and girl clothes you know. Boy clothes have cute little trucks and dinosaurs on them, and girl clothes are pink and purple with fairies and princesses.

I guess if that doesn't satisfy you, you can always buy these ugly looking things for about $30.

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