Woman accused of having sex with boy in Wal-Mart parking lot

A 30-year-old Northern California mother, Deborah Towe, is accused of having sex with at least three underage boys who were 15 to 16. There are 11 felony charges against her, but as always she pleaded not guilty.

She was ratted out by her daughter's friends. Two of her friends told their middle school vice principal that the mother of one of their friends was having sex with boys.

During the investigation, one boy admitted to having sex with Towe in the back seat of her car at a Wal-Mart parking lot, and she gave him alcohol. Another boy said that he had sex with Towe as well, and that she sent him sexually suggestive text messages and a photo to his cell. Later, they eventually had sex in her car at an elementary school parking lot. The third boy didn't admit to having sex with her, but he did admit to kissing and touching intimately in her house.

So, what was her reasoning behind all this madness? She enjoyed the attention she got from the boys and she wanted to protect her daughter from their affections.



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Father who asked prostitute to take 14-year-old son's virginity as a present is spared jail

A 42-year-old Polish national drove his 14-year-old son around the red-light district in Nottingham, U.K. to pick out a prostitute as a "present" because the boy is still a virgin. The man suggested a woman, but the boy picked out an undercover officer. You knew that was gonna happen!

After negotiating the price down, the man pulled over where he and his son were arrested by police in street clothes. The man has to be on a sex offenders register list for five years, and has been spared jail time.



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Man rides bike 180 miles to have sex with teenager

William Wagner of Maryland, a 26-year-old man rode his bicycle 180 miles to northeastern Pennsylvania to have sex with a 15-year-old girl he had been chatting with on the internet.

The two did have sex, although it was in a baseball field. After the deed was done, she told her parents who then called the police.

Wagner is facing four years in prison on charges of unlawful contact with a minor.



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Ohio man sentenced to 90 days after shooting wife during sex

Timothy Havens, 38, of Springfield, Ohio was sentenced to 90 in jail after being guilty of shooting his wife during sex last November. Even though his wife says it was accidental, that didn't stop the authorities from laying down the law. He was also ordered to serve 80 hours of community service, attend anger management counseling, pay a $300 fine, and serve three years probation. He was also ordered not to have contact with his wife. He did receive credit for time already served.



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Woman breaches Asbo over noisy sex after just two days

This is just a funny story. Read on.

Caroline Cartwright, 47-years-old, of the U.K. was slapped with an Asbo (Anti-Social Behavior Order) banning her from making too much noise during sex. Uh huh, there was no typo.

Shouldn't they be glad the woman still has an active sex life with her husband?! It's not like she's going out somewhere else to get satisfied. She's doing the horizontal mambo with her husband. Apparently, her neighbor, who is partially deaf by the way, hasn't had a proper night of sleep in two years!

WAY TO GO CAROLINE!!



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German pop singer infects lovers with HIV

A German pop singer, Nadja Benaissa, with the group No Angels has infected at least three men with HIV.

Benaissa is HIV positive and has had unprotected sex with the men and didn't bother telling them that she has the disease. One man is believed to become infected as a result!

Moral of the story: Make sure you wear a rubber!

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If you're lonely, DON'T do what this lady did!

As I'm sitting here typing this, I'm cringing.

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Man gets 90 days in prison for having sex with a vacuum

A 29 year old Michigan man was caught having sex with a car wash vacuum. I wonder how much that hurt.

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Auction off your virginity

A Romanian girl is auctioning off her virginity in hopes of paying for school. She does go on to say that she's hoping to find her husband in the process. Is she going to school for a Mrs degree? Actually, I knew a few girls who were hoping to obtain that degree when I was in school.

Anyways, she's hoping to raise $73,000 but has only managed to raise $7,300 and there's only three days left on the auction. The winning bidder gets a dirty weekend with the eighteen year old, but he has to pay for everything for both people. The perks? He gets to have UNPROTECTED sex with the girl. How classy. IF she's raising this money for school and she has unprotected sex, does she think she's going to able to finish? What happens if she gets some kind of STD that she can't scrub off with AJAX, or ends up pregnant?

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Couple accused of videotaping sex acts with children

Yeah, you read the title right. Two geniuses from Veedersburg, Indiana were arrested for video taping sex acts with children as young as two months old. TWO MONTHS OLD!!! Babies that are two months old still have a bit of that bobbly head thing going on!

Stephen E. Quick, 31, and Samantha Light, 25, were running a babysitting service from their home.

Um, if I was a parent it would definitely raise a red flag if someone was running a child care service out of their home. It just doesn't sit right. There should be a proper child care building with adequate amenities and such. You know what I mean? If I was a parent and taking my flesh and blood to a child care service, I want to see a proper business with a cute, colorful, and bright sign. You know? I want to see tons and tons of toys in the play area as well.

These people should be strung up their fingernails and tarred and feathered. Better yet, why not contact the CIA and have them give the couple a proper "lesson."

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This was an accident waiting to happen

A Maryland woman and her partner decided to experiment with power tools during sex. Yeah, you read right--power tools. You know the ones that can cause serious injuries? Even tools that aren't plugged in can cause injuries. Hell, TOOLS period can cause injuries. Have you ever accidentally hit your finger with hammer? Hurts like hell don't it?

Now that you're with me in that tools can hurt you and keep in mind we're involving sex in this mix, imagine attaching a sex toy to the end of a power saw.

You thinking about it?

Are you laughing yet?

I must confess I didn't know what a power saw did. I thought it was those circular ones that you pull down and it just cuts the lumber. I was wrong. Google a sawzall and you'll see. Well, actually I did it for you. All you have to do it click on the word. When I figured out the motions a sawzall does, I cracked up.

Can you imagine an attachment at the end of that?! Holy crap what kind of woman would actually let someone use this contraption on her? After thinking about it, it makes me cringe and makes me thankful all my "bits" are still in one piece.

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