McDonald's doesn't like strip club sign

The sign for a strip club in Edsvara, Sweden is too close in appearance to the golden arches for McDonald's liking. The strip club's sign resembles a woman's breasts, and the club's owner says in no way is it to resemble the fast food chain's trademark sign.

Uh huh.

Article here.

Man fires shot at McDonald's because it wasn't lunch yet

I get pissy when I'm hungry. I really do, but I would NEVER shoot a gun at someone over food.

A couple of guys tried to order lunch at a drive-thru window of McDonald's in Salt Lake City. The employee told them they were still serving breakfast. Next thing the employee knows, a guy pulled out a sawed off shot gun and shot at the window! MADNESS!

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CALL 911! McDonald's is out of chicken!!!!

This is an old news story, but it's still funny.

A woman in Florida was mad that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, so she actually called 911! She didn't call once, but THREE TIMES!!

This is what she told the cops when they arrived:

This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets.

Maybe she should've asked for a Happy Meal?

Full article with audio clips.