I've had hangovers in class while I was in college, but I've never been drunk. Well, I don't think I was still drunk. I've certainly never carried a flask with me either.
A fourth grade substitute teacher in Minnesota did. The teacher was caught with a bottle of Phillips Vodka. First of all, I have never heard of Phillips. I've heard of Smirnoff, Reyka, Tanqueray Sterling, Ketel One (which a friend of mine swore was the only vodka that didn't give her a hangover), Van Gogh, Grey Goose, and Stoli's.
Anyways, this brilliant person who is teaching our future while drunk, was NOT arrested. Why? I have no idea, but they should've been. The name of the sub should've been released along with a photo and plastered all over the local news. The sub should be blacklisted from teaching until that person has a completed rehab.
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