Cowboy ticketed for 'riding under the influence'

People at a strip mall in Colorado witnessed a cowboy who couldn't stay in the saddle. Obviously he was drunk. So, the cops were called in.

Brian Drone was ticketed for riding an animal while under the influence, a Class B traffic violation resulting in a $25 fine. However, cops had to figure out what to do with the horse. With a car, the cops could easily have it towed, but this was different. So, a friend of Drone's offered to put the horse in his stable.



Article and image via 9news.com.

Man coughs up nail

Let me ask this question: if you ever had a nail shoved up your nose, wouldn't you know about it? Not to mention, you'd know if you had a nail in your nose for 30 years right? Well a Colorado man had no idea! He went to the hospital for a MRI scan. When he went to lay down, he had a sharp pain. The doctors asked if he had any metal in his face (cause MRI does stand for magnetic resonance imaging, and if there's any metal on or in your body you'll know it real quick), and he told them no. That is before he coughed up the nail.


Article and image via KKTV.

Burglar gets stuck in vent

A 21 year old burglary suspect got stuck in an air vent of the pizza restaurant he was robbing Friday morning. Firefighters were called in to help free the criminal.

The firefighters (who had nothing better to do than to rescue this idiot) had to cut the vent open and remove part of the ceiling. The Einstein was still hanging from the vent by his clothes, and hollering in pain. They cut him free from his jumpsuit and the guy landed stark naked.

Article and image thedenverchannel.com.