A Vero Beach, Florida man walked up to a liquor store counter to report a crime — the one he was about to commit.
Michael Anthony Sessions, 49, grabbed a bottle of Gilbey’s Vodka from the liquor store and told the cashier he wasn’t paying for it.
“I’m stealing this and going around back to drink it,” Sessions told the woman Thursday. “Call the cops.”
An Indian River County Sheriff’s deputy found Sessions in the woods behind the store, drinking the $16 bottle of vodka. The deputy charged Sessions with retail theft and took him to the Indian River County Jail, where he remained Monday in lieu of a $500 bail.
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