12-year-old drove car with drunk dad in passenger seat

Adrian Kegler allowed his 12-year-old son to drive his GMC Yukon while he was in the passenger seat three-sheets-to-the-wind.

The boy was driving when he hit another vehicle. The driver of the other vehicle is eight months pregnant. The woman wasn't injured but was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

When the cops got there, they could smell the alcohol on Kegler. And of course, he was arrested. He's being charged with child neglect and allowing an unauthorized operator to drive his vehicle.



Article and image via abcactionnews.com.

Arrested three times in a row for DUI

A 60 year old Washington state woman was arrested for driving drunk three times in three days! All of this was during her vacation to Wisconsin.

Her first arrest was March 11 when a cop saw her try to drive out of a ditch. She had on one shoe and her blood alcohol level (BAL) was 0.21. The legal limit is 0.08 which is a pretty common limit for most states.

She was arrested 24 hours later where she admitted she had about six cups of wine. She spent 12 hours in jail, was released, and busted again.

Now she's serving 30 days in jail. How much do you want to bet she'll be caught as soon as she gets out?

Article here.

Why not carve your name on someone?

This is just totally crazy. Some chick in Britain got drunk and high with some dude she met in a club, and the dude decided to go back to her place. Fair enough. People meet other people in clubs and go back to others place for some hanky-panky. But that's not what the guy got. Instead he woke up to carvings on his body and one carving was her name on his arm!

Image and article via The Mail.

Driving a car with three wheels is so subtle

Every time I watch COPS, it seems like they're ALWAYS in Clearwater, Florida. Seriously, they're in Clearwater at least once in every episode!

A guy who was driving a car with three wheels was caught by the police, and his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit! Did he think that driving a car with three wheels is normal?

This story explains why COPS is always in Clearwater.

Cops find drunkard asleep

This story is too funny.

Teaching class while drunk

I've had hangovers in class while I was in college, but I've never been drunk. Well, I don't think I was still drunk. I've certainly never carried a flask with me either.

A fourth grade substitute teacher in Minnesota did. The teacher was caught with a bottle of Phillips Vodka. First of all, I have never heard of Phillips. I've heard of Smirnoff, Reyka, Tanqueray Sterling, Ketel One (which a friend of mine swore was the only vodka that didn't give her a hangover), Van Gogh, Grey Goose, and Stoli's.

Anyways, this brilliant person who is teaching our future while drunk, was NOT arrested. Why? I have no idea, but they should've been. The name of the sub should've been released along with a photo and plastered all over the local news. The sub should be blacklisted from teaching until that person has a completed rehab.

Full article is here.