Will you be ordering from Domino's Pizza afer this?

A couple of Domino's Pizza employees were fired after a video was posted on YouTube of them acting like fools and just being plain disgusting.

The man was videoed putting cheese in his nose and pretending it was a booger. Then he put the cheese in a sandwich that was to be delivered to a customer. He also farted on some salami and put it in the same sandwich. There are other acts caught on video as well.

This makes me wonder about what goes on in other restaurants. These idiots were just stupid enough to post it online and get caught. What about others who don't video themselves or put it online? Hmmmmm.



Article with video and photos here. Domino's Pizza has issued an apology as well.

Man sprays his own waste on food

An unemployed pharmacist in England was caught spraying his own waste onto food and other products including children's books. Sahnoun Daifallah was sentenced to nine years in prison for his dirty actions.

He carried his waste in a container hidden in his laptop bag. Using the nozzle, which poked out of the bag, he was able to spray large areas. And you can imagine what kind of smell he left in his wake. I'm trying to suppress a gag thinking about it!

He needs some psychiatric help. Let's hope the British government sees that.



Full article here.

Man tries to hide finches in curlers

A man stuffed 13 finches in plastic hair curlers on a flight from Guyana to New York. He stuffed them in plastic ones instead so the metal detectors wouldn't go off. He was smart in that sense, but doesn't he know you don't mess with customs. If you're caught with just a little bit over what you're supposed to, you get your pee-pee slapped. But birds?

The guy has to pay a $25,000 fine while deciding to pursue some other litigation in this case.



Full article here.

Woman dies after trying to break up sword fight

Men who are in their late 30s and 60s should act mature right? Not these two. Christopher O. Rondeau, 39, and Adolf Stegbauer, 69,were in a sword fight and Franziska Stegbauer, 77, tried to break it up but was fatally stabbed in the process.

Now, I'm wondering did they think they were in The Highlander, Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, or some other TV show? What were they doing fighting in the streets at 1am? Shouldn't they both be in bed? Rondeau should've been trying to get some sleep before work, and Stegbauer should've been in bed because of his age.

Cops don't know what was the cause of the fight, but they do know that Ms. Stegbauer is the grandmother of Rondeau.



Article and image via indystar.com.

Fir found in lung

A 28 year old Russian man had a five centimeter (just shy of 2 inches) fir tree in his lung! The man went to the hospital complaining of pain and was coughing blood.

So, x-rays were performed and doctors found a tumor. They decided to do a biopsy to determine if the patient had cancer. When they looked at the mass, they saw a little tree!

Doctors reckon that he might have inhaled a little bud. BUT my question is, aren't fir tree buds big?

Article and image via mosnews.com.

Deadbeat dad

A Michigan man has landed himself in jail for not paying child support. And get this, he had 14 kids with 13 different women. He owes more than $530,000 in back child support. And another thing, he blames his situation on his upbringing!

Article and image via The Flint Journal.

Woman attacked by polar bear

A woman visiting the Berlin Zoo decided to jump into the polar bear habitat thinking she could get up close to Knut (the famous polar bear), BUT she seemed to have forgotten that it was feeding time. Yeah, she jumped into the polar bear habitat during feeding time. These are HUGE and massive bears with HUGE paws and claws! Did she think these were the cute and soft polar bears that you see on the shelf at the toy store? Besides, these beasts eat red meat. They're carnivorous!

There's a video of the rescue on The Mirror, but be warned you might find it a bit disturbing.

Another article here on CNN. Image via The Mirror.

Ocoto-mom to apply for welfare

Nadya Suleman, the octo-mom, is thinking about doing what we all knew from the beginning was going to happen--she's going to apply for welfare. Basically, she's going to be a leech on society at the tax payers expense.

Suleman is thinking about applying for federal assistance through the WIC (women's, infants, and children program) so she can get formula for her little army. The WIC program provides federal grants to states for food, health care referrals and nutrition education for low-income women and children up to age 5 who are found to be at nutritional risk.

We all knew it was coming.



Article here.

Driving while drunk and breastfeeding

A 19 year old Australian woman was caught breastfeeding while driving drunk. She almost crashed into a police car and when she drove off, the policeman noticed she was breastfeeding!

When the police caught up with the woman, she was too drunk to give a breathalyzer. The woman was driving without a license and driving a car with no license plate and no insurance.



Article here.

Want an alternative to botox? Try snake venom

The latest weapon in battling wrinkles seems to be snake venom--temple viper venom to be exact. The venom acts like botox in that it paralyzes the muscles.

Scientists manufactured a synthetic version of the poison called Syn-Ake to be put to cosmetic use. Syn-Ake is put in creams to help with the battle against wrinkles.

I don't know about you, but growing up in an area populated with all kinds of poisonous snakes (rattlesnakes, coral snakes, cottonmouth/water moccasins, and copperheads) you learn to stay far away. Besides, snake poison (I'm not gonna use the prettified word 'venom' because it IS poison) is designed so the snake can digest it's prey. Of course there are different types of snake poisons, but still. I don't know if I'd feel comfortable with putting poison on my face. Some celebrities (Gwyneth Paltrow and Hillary Swank) use the poison though. It just sounds crazy.



Articles here and here and here and here.