Man sends poo poo in the mail

A 45 year old South Dakota man has been fined $500 and sentenced to probation for sending animal feces to a local government office. He smeared the feces all over a traffic ticket and then mailed it to the County Clerk of Courts.

Maybe he should've sent it to the IRS?

Article here.

Palin's sister-in-law busted

Diana Palin, Todd Palin's half-sister, has been arrested on April 3 for breaking into a home to steal cash. She had broken into the same home earlier in the week on Tuesday.

Wonder if Sarah can get her out of this one.

Article Anchorage Daily News.

Rocket fuel in baby formula

It wasn't too long ago that we had the melamine scare in baby formula, but now we might have to worry about rocket fuel?!

Article here.

Want to make $100,000 a year?

Most of us would love to make $100,000 a year right? This couple did it by selling STOLEN stuff on eBay. THEN they went on national tv and admitted it! They went on the Dr. Phil show, told everyone how they did it, and now they have the Feds on their backs.



Article is here.

For the love of toothpaste!!

Would you shoplift 68 tubes of toothpaste? This guy did!

Can grapefruit be harmful to your health?

Apparently for one Washington State woman, the fruit was harmful to her health. The woman had a number of things going against her when she was on a grapefruit diet that caused a clot in her leg, and almost had to have it amputated! The article has been published in The Lancet.

The woman was on an oral contraceptive and the grapefruit was blocking the enzyme that normally breaks down the form of estrogen in her contraceptive.

Article here.

Man aimed at neighbor with a crossbow

A Nebraska man got into an argument with his neighbor over the breed of his neighbor's dog. So, you know how they settled the dispute? The guy shot a crossbow at his neighbor JUST missing him. Do you know how dangerous a cross bow is? Holy crap! I come from a place where everyone has a gun or a cabinet full of guns. Some have crossbows for hunting, but I've NEVER heard of something like this happening.

Article here.

Journalist get sex line instead of Hillary Clinton

On Thursday morning, journalists dialed an 800 number hoping to join a White House conference call with the U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. BUT they got a sex line instead. They were greeted with a voice saying:

"Do you have any hidden desires? If you feel like getting nasty, then you came to the right place."

This time the blame wasn't because of computers. Apparently an aide made a typo. Making typos isn't a mistake just to the Obama administration. It happened with Bush when callers were directed to a Texas-based group that provides Christian education.

Article here.
Image via U.S. Department of State.

Man coughs up nail

Let me ask this question: if you ever had a nail shoved up your nose, wouldn't you know about it? Not to mention, you'd know if you had a nail in your nose for 30 years right? Well a Colorado man had no idea! He went to the hospital for a MRI scan. When he went to lay down, he had a sharp pain. The doctors asked if he had any metal in his face (cause MRI does stand for magnetic resonance imaging, and if there's any metal on or in your body you'll know it real quick), and he told them no. That is before he coughed up the nail.


Article and image via KKTV.

Robber cries after failed robbery

A man tried to rob a liquor store in New Jersey, but the attempt failed. The guy tried to steal a bottle of Hennessy and tried to leave. Really? Just a bottle of Hennessy? What's the point of robbing a liquor store for just ONE bottle?!

Anyways, the employee pushed a lock button which locked the front door. The robber pulled out a handgun which was fake, and started crying when the employee called the cops.

Article here.