Man eats cereal while driving

Numerous drivers kept calling the Needham, MA police reporting a person driving erratically. They reported the driver was crossing the double yellow lines and tailgating the cars in front.

So, when police tracked down the gray Oldsmobile, they discovered that the driver's license had expired. Also, while they were searching the car, they found a bowl of cereal with milk that was still cold. The man told the police that he was hungry.

Police are filing a criminal complaint against the man for unlicensed operation, failure to stay within marked lanes, and operating to endanger. Based on the man’s prior driving record, police are pursuing an incompetent operator complaint against him.



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Father who asked prostitute to take 14-year-old son's virginity as a present is spared jail

A 42-year-old Polish national drove his 14-year-old son around the red-light district in Nottingham, U.K. to pick out a prostitute as a "present" because the boy is still a virgin. The man suggested a woman, but the boy picked out an undercover officer. You knew that was gonna happen!

After negotiating the price down, the man pulled over where he and his son were arrested by police in street clothes. The man has to be on a sex offenders register list for five years, and has been spared jail time.



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Man rides bike 180 miles to have sex with teenager

William Wagner of Maryland, a 26-year-old man rode his bicycle 180 miles to northeastern Pennsylvania to have sex with a 15-year-old girl he had been chatting with on the internet.

The two did have sex, although it was in a baseball field. After the deed was done, she told her parents who then called the police.

Wagner is facing four years in prison on charges of unlawful contact with a minor.



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Happy Friday!!

This is coming from a request from a certain someone. This someone asked if I would post something that wasn't sad. So, I decided that I'm going to post something cheerful every Friday.

I hope you enjoy the cuteness!



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Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser

Two season concession workers for the Yellowstone National Park have been fired after they were caught by a live webcam urinating into Old Faithful.

One of the employees was fined $750, placed on three years of unsupervised probation, and he's been banned from the Park for two years. The other one's case is still pending.

They had to have known that Old Faithful has a live webcam. Maybe they were doing it for the audience?



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Ohio man sentenced to 90 days after shooting wife during sex

Timothy Havens, 38, of Springfield, Ohio was sentenced to 90 in jail after being guilty of shooting his wife during sex last November. Even though his wife says it was accidental, that didn't stop the authorities from laying down the law. He was also ordered to serve 80 hours of community service, attend anger management counseling, pay a $300 fine, and serve three years probation. He was also ordered not to have contact with his wife. He did receive credit for time already served.



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Mom accused of using child to block Taser

A Missouri woman is in the company of police due to her stupidity of trying to use her child as a human shield from being tasered by the police.

Maliea Martin claimed that her boyfriend had assaulted her earlier in the evening when police arrived at her apartment. While police were getting the story from Martin, Joshua McAtee walked out of the same complex and started to aggravate police. The police warned him that he was under arrest and to comply. Well, he thought he'd show off and decided not to listen. This is where Martin offered up her one-year-old child to McAtee as a shield.

There are just some people who should not be allowed to procreate.



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Spanish burglar dies after getting stuck in chimney

A Spanish man tried to rob a house by gaining entry through the chimney. However, he got stuck and eventually died. Ricardo CG's, 30-years-old, mother had reported him missing for the previous week.

The owner of the house, a local business man, who lives in Moron de la Frontera, 40 miles from Seville, uses the house as his second home. When he arrived, he discovered that the front gate was open. Local media are reporting that the burglar's arm could be seen sticking out of the chimney and his body had started to decompose.



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Peace flip

This is for a certain someone who wanted me to post something that wasn't sad. ENJOY!

Dead woman gets federal stimulus check

Anne Arundel died four decades ago but yet she received a $250 federal stimulus check. Her 83-year-old son, James Hagner, check his mailbox and discovered the check.

What happened? Social Security officials say that about 10,000 of the 52 million checks sent out were sent to people who are deceased. So what happened exactly? Well, the agency is blaming the strict mid-June deadline of mailing out the checks. They say it didn't leave them enough time to clean up their system.

However, they are reminding people that get the checks in error that it is federal offense to cash someone else's check.



Article here.