Showing posts with label New Jersey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Jersey. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

Man awarded $95,500 in suit against mom


A New Jersey man was awarded $95,500 plus $20,000 for medical expenses because he cut his pinky finger off when his mom tapped him on the shoulder.

John Garrity was working in his mom's garage with a miter saw when she came in and tapped him on the shoulder. If she said his name, he probably wouldn't have been able to hear her because you know saws are loud. Anyways, because he tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and it caused his finger to move into the path of the blade. What if she said his name and actually heard her, would his finger move into the path of the blade in that situation too?

So, the State Superior Court said Garrity and his mom were each 50 percent in the wrong for the incident.


Article here.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Man guilty of biting off N.J. cop's finger


Rafael Pichardo could face up to 10 years in prison for biting off part of a New Jersey cop's finger! Pichardo was being arrested in Atlantic City (probably for being stupid). When the three cops showed up, Pichardo struggled with them and bit off part of Dean Dooley's left index finger.



Full article here.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Robber cries after failed robbery


A man tried to rob a liquor store in New Jersey, but the attempt failed. The guy tried to steal a bottle of Hennessy and tried to leave. Really? Just a bottle of Hennessy? What's the point of robbing a liquor store for just ONE bottle?!

Anyways, the employee pushed a lock button which locked the front door. The robber pulled out a handgun which was fake, and started crying when the employee called the cops.

Article here.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Say goodbye to your Brazilian


The State of New Jersey is considering a ban on the Brazilian wax. Two women were injured. Both were hospitalized because of an infection but one is launching a law suit.

These women knowingly went in to get your nether regions de-haired knowing it's gonna hurt like hell. It's not like plucking your eyebrows. There's hot wax involved. The wax goes on your skin, coating the "forest," and a piece of cloth is placed over it. Then the cloth is pulled away like a band-aid. An infection is probably gonna set in. She's stupid for going ahead with the suit.