Cop robs bank, uses police vehicle as getaway car

Juergen Richter, a 55-year-old detective, from Germany robbed a bank without wearing a mask. He waved his policed-issued gun and drove off in his unmarked patrol car. He walked out with close to $12,000, but his image was caught on CCTV.

Did he think because his car was unmarked that he'd get away with it? Did he not think that banks have CCTV? I wonder if he wore his uniform with his name badge. Now THAT would be funny.



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Image via the Baltimore Sun.

Thief robs X-rated store with syringe

A woman in Melbourne, Australia hit up an x-rated store for her second robbery of the night. You're probably thinking she used a toy gun, pointed her finger through her pocket to pretend it's a gun, a real gun, knife, or a baseball bat. You're wrong.

Guess what she used. Can't guess? Well, she used a syringe. Police don't know if it's a used syringe or if there's any possibility that her victim could contract anything because they can't find her.

She browsed around the x-rated store for about 30 minutes waiting for the rest of the customer to leave. Then, she went up to the employee demanding the money. A struggle broke out and the employee ended up being pricked with the syringe. She's had blood tests, but it'll take three months before results come back.



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Robber cries after failed robbery

A man tried to rob a liquor store in New Jersey, but the attempt failed. The guy tried to steal a bottle of Hennessy and tried to leave. Really? Just a bottle of Hennessy? What's the point of robbing a liquor store for just ONE bottle?!

Anyways, the employee pushed a lock button which locked the front door. The robber pulled out a handgun which was fake, and started crying when the employee called the cops.

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"I'm smooth"

This guy who said "I'm smooth" as he was being led out of court, is being called the "dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania" by police. This 19 year old guy tried to rob a cop in the bathroom at a police officers' convention! Yeah, smart ain't he?

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Robbers rob fellow robbers

Masked men, precious stones and gems, automatic weapons, and safes. What does this bring to mind? A jewelry store robbery right?

Well, two men from Wisconsin just robbed a jewelry store only to find another group of robbers were waiting for them. Both groups didn't get far before the police caught up to them.

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Let's rob a tae kwon do studio

Desperate times call for desperate measures right? People will rob any place and anyone but would you try to rob a tae kwon do studio? You see these people break bricks and blocks of wood with their foreheads for shits and giggles!

This guy thought he could do it though.